第六回
观音赴会问原因(yin) 小(xiao)圣(sheng)施威降大圣(sheng)
且不言天神围绕,大圣安歇。话表南海普陀落伽山大慈大悲救苦救难灵感观世音菩萨,自王母娘娘请赴蟠桃大会,与大徒弟惠岸行者,同登宝阁瑶池,见那里荒荒凉凉,席面残乱;虽有几位天仙,俱不就座,都在那里乱纷纷讲论。菩萨与众仙相见毕,众仙备言前事。菩萨道:"既无盛会,又不传杯,汝等可跟贫僧去见玉帝。"众仙怡然随往。至通明殿前,早有四大天师、赤脚大仙等众俱在此,迎着菩萨,即道玉帝烦恼,调遣天兵,擒怪未回等因。菩萨道:"我要见见玉帝,烦为转奏。"天师邱弘济,即入灵霄宝殿,启知宣入。时有太上老君在上,王母娘娘在后。菩(pu)萨引众(zhong)同(tong)入里面(mian),与(yu)玉帝礼毕,又与(yu)老君、王母(mu)相见,各坐下(xia)。便(bian)问:"蟠桃(tao)(tao)(tao)盛(sheng)会如何(he)?"玉帝道(dao):"每年(nian)请(qing)会,喜(xi)(xi)喜(xi)(xi)欢欢,今年(nian)被(bei)妖(yao)猴(hou)(hou)作乱,甚是(shi)虚邀(yao)也。"菩(pu)萨道(dao):"妖(yao)猴(hou)(hou)是(shi)何(he)出(chu)(chu)处(chu)?"玉帝道(dao):"妖(yao)猴(hou)(hou)乃东胜(sheng)神(shen)洲傲来国花果山(shan)石卵化生的(de)。当(dang)(dang)时(shi)生出(chu)(chu),即目运(yun)金光,射冲(chong)斗府(fu)。始(shi)不(bu)介意,继而成精,降龙(long)伏虎,自削(xue)死籍。当(dang)(dang)有(you)龙(long)王、阎王启奏。朕(zhen)欲(yu)擒拿,是(shi)长(zhang)庚(geng)星(xing)启奏道(dao):'三界(jie)之间(jian),凡(fan)有(you)九窍者,可以成仙(xian)(xian)(xian)。'朕(zhen)即施教育贤,宣(xuan)他上界(jie),封(feng)(feng)为御马(ma)监弼马(ma)温官。那厮嫌恶官小,反了天(tian)宫(gong)。即差李天(tian)王与(yu)哪吒太子收(shou)降,又降诏抚(fu)安,宣(xuan)至上界(jie),就封(feng)(feng)他做个'齐天(tian)大(da)圣(sheng)',只是(shi)有(you)官无禄。他因没事干管(guan)理,东游西(xi)荡。朕(zhen)又恐别(bie)生事端,着(zhe)他代管(guan)蟠桃(tao)(tao)(tao)园。他又不(bu)遵(zun)法律,将老树(shu)大(da)桃(tao)(tao)(tao),尽行(xing)偷(tou)吃。及至设会,他乃无禄人员,不(bu)曾请(qing)他,他就设计赚(zhuan)哄赤脚大(da)仙(xian)(xian)(xian),却自变他相貌入会,将仙(xian)(xian)(xian)肴仙(xian)(xian)(xian)酒(jiu)尽偷(tou)吃了,又偷(tou)老君仙(xian)(xian)(xian)丹,又偷(tou)御酒(jiu)若干,去与(yu)本(ben)山(shan)众(zhong)猴(hou)(hou)享(xiang)乐。朕(zhen)心(xin)为此(ci)烦恼,故调十万天(tian)兵,天(tian)罗地(di)网(wang)收(shou)伏。这一日不(bu)见回报(bao),不(bu)知(zhi)胜(sheng)负(fu)如何(he)。"
菩萨(sa)闻言,即命惠(hui)岸(an)(an)行(xing)者道(dao)(dao):"你(ni)可快下天(tian)(tian)(tian)宫,到花果山,打探军(jun)(jun)情(qing)如(ru)何。如(ru)遇相敌,可就(jiu)相助一功,务必的实回(hui)(hui)话。"惠(hui)岸(an)(an)行(xing)者整(zheng)整(zheng)衣裙(qun),执一条铁(tie)棍,架(jia)云离阙,径至(zhi)山前。见那天(tian)(tian)(tian)罗(luo)地网(wang),密密层层,各营(ying)门(men)(men)提铃喝号,将那山围绕(rao)的水泄(xie)不(bu)通。惠(hui)岸(an)(an)立住,叫:"把营(ying)门(men)(men)的天(tian)(tian)(tian)丁,烦你(ni)传报。我(wo)乃李(li)(li)天(tian)(tian)(tian)王(wang)(wang)二太(tai)子木叉,南海观音大(da)徒弟惠(hui)岸(an)(an),特来打探军(jun)(jun)情(qing)。"那营(ying)里五(wu)岳神兵(bing)(bing)(bing),即传入(ru)辕门(men)(men)之内。早有虚日(ri)(ri)(ri)鼠(shu)、昴日(ri)(ri)(ri)鸡、星(xing)(xing)日(ri)(ri)(ri)马、房日(ri)(ri)(ri)兔,将言传到中军(jun)(jun)帐下。李(li)(li)天(tian)(tian)(tian)王(wang)(wang)发下令旗,教开天(tian)(tian)(tian)罗(luo)地网(wang),放他进(jin)来。此(ci)时东方才亮(liang)。惠(hui)岸(an)(an)随旗进(jin)入(ru),见四大(da)天(tian)(tian)(tian)王(wang)(wang)与李(li)(li)天(tian)(tian)(tian)王(wang)(wang)下拜。拜讫,李(li)(li)天(tian)(tian)(tian)王(wang)(wang)道(dao)(dao):"孩儿,你(ni)自那厢来者?"惠(hui)岸(an)(an)道(dao)(dao):"愚男随菩萨(sa)赴(fu)蟠桃会,菩萨(sa)见胜会荒凉,瑶池寂寞,引众仙(xian)并愚男去见玉(yu)帝。玉(yu)帝备言父(fu)王(wang)(wang)等(deng)下界收伏妖猴,一日(ri)(ri)(ri)不(bu)见回(hui)(hui)报,胜负未知,菩萨(sa)因命愚男到此(ci)打听虚实。"李(li)(li)天(tian)(tian)(tian)王(wang)(wang)道(dao)(dao):"昨(zuo)日(ri)(ri)(ri)到此(ci)安营(ying)下寨,着九曜星(xing)(xing)挑战(zhan);被这厮大(da)弄神通,九曜星(xing)(xing)俱败走而回(hui)(hui)。后(hou)我(wo)等(deng)亲自提兵(bing)(bing)(bing),那厮也排开阵势。我(wo)等(deng)十万天(tian)(tian)(tian)兵(bing)(bing)(bing),与他混战(zhan)至(zhi)晚,他使(shi)个分身法(fa)战(zhan)退。及收兵(bing)(bing)(bing)查勘时,止捉得(de)些(xie)狼(lang)虫虎豹(bao)之类,不(bu)曾捉得(de)他半(ban)个妖猴。今日(ri)(ri)(ri)还未出(chu)战(zhan)。"
说(shuo)不(bu)了,只见辕门外有人来报道(dao):"那大圣引(yin)一群猴精,在(zai)外面(mian)叫喊。"四大天王与李天王并太子正(zheng)议出兵。木(mu)叉道(dao):"父王,愚男蒙菩(pu)萨吩咐,下来打探消息,就说(shuo)若遇战时(shi),可助一功(gong)。今不(bu)才愿往,看他(ta)怎(zen)么个(ge)大圣!"天王道(dao):"孩儿,你随菩(pu)萨修行(xing)这几(ji)年,想必(bi)也有些(xie)神(shen)通,切须在(zai)意。"
好(hao)(hao)太子(zi),双手轮(lun)着铁棍,束(shu)一束(shu)绣(xiu)衣,跳出(chu)辕门,高(gao)叫:"那个是(shi)齐天(tian)大(da)圣(sheng)?"大(da)圣(sheng)挺如意棒(bang)(bang),应(ying)声道(dao):"老孙便是(shi)。你是(shi)甚人,辄敢问我(wo)?"木叉道(dao):"吾乃(nai)李天(tian)王第(di)二太子(zi)叉,今在(zai)观音(yin)菩萨宝座(zuo)前为徒弟(di)护教,法名惠岸是(shi)也。"大(da)圣(sheng)道(dao):"你不在(zai)南海修(xiu)行,却来此(ci)见我(wo)做甚?"木叉道(dao):"我(wo)蒙师父差来打探军情,见你这(zhei)般猖(chang)獗,特(te)来擒你!"大(da)圣(sheng)道(dao):"你敢说那等大(da)话!且休(xiu)走!吃老孙这(zhei)一棒(bang)(bang)!"木叉全(quan)然不惧,使铁棒(bang)(bang)劈手相迎。他两个立那半山(shan)中,辕门外,这(zhei)场(chang)好(hao)(hao)斗(dou):
棍(gun)虽对棍(gun)铁各异,兵纵(zong)交兵人不(bu)同。一个(ge)是(shi)(shi)太乙散仙呼大(da)圣(sheng),一个(ge)是(shi)(shi)观音徒(tu)弟正(zheng)元龙。浑铁棍(gun)乃千锤打,六丁(ding)六甲运神功;如意(yi)棒是(shi)(shi)天河定,镇海神珍(zhen)法力洪。两个(ge)相逢真(zhen)对手(shou),往(wang)来解数实无穷,这个(ge)的阵(zhen)手(shou)棍(gun),万千凶(xiong),绕腰贯索疾如风;那(nei)个(ge)的夹枪棒,不(bu)放空,左遮右(you)挡怎相容?那(nei)阵(zhen)上旌旗闪闪,这阵(zhen)上驼鼎冬冬。万员(yuan)天将团团绕,一洞妖(yao)猴(hou)簇簇丛。怪雾愁云(yun)漫地府(fu),狼烟(yan)煞气射天宫。昨朝混(hun)战还犹可(ke),今日争持更又凶(xiong)。堪羡(xian)猴(hou)王真(zhen)本(ben)事,木叉复败又逃生。
这大(da)(da)(da)圣(sheng)(sheng)与惠岸(an)(an)战(zhan)经五六十合,惠岸(an)(an)臂膊酸麻,不能迎敌,虚幌一幌,败(bai)阵而走。大(da)(da)(da)圣(sheng)(sheng)也收了猴(hou)兵,安扎在洞(dong)门之(zhi)外(wai)。只(zhi)见天王(wang)营门外(wai),大(da)(da)(da)小(xiao)天兵,接住了太(tai)子(zi),让开大(da)(da)(da)路,径入辕门,对(dui)四天王(wang)、李(li)托塔、哪吒,气哈哈的,喘息未定:"好(hao)大(da)(da)(da)圣(sheng)(sheng)!好(hao)大(da)(da)(da)圣(sheng)(sheng)!着(zhe)实神通广大(da)(da)(da)!孩儿(er)战(zhan)不过(guo),又败(bai)阵而来也!"李(li)天王(wang)见了心惊,即命写表求助,便差(cha)大(da)(da)(da)力鬼王(wang)与木叉太(tai)子(zi)上天启(qi)奏。
二人当时(shi)不敢停留,闯出天(tian)罗地(di)(di)网,驾起瑞霭祥云(yun)。须臾,径至(zhi)通明殿下,见了四大天(tian)师(shi),引至(zhi)灵霄宝(bao)殿,呈上表(biao)章。惠岸(an)又(you)见菩(pu)(pu)萨(sa)施礼。菩(pu)(pu)萨(sa)道(dao)(dao):"你打探的(de)如(ru)何?"惠岸(an)道(dao)(dao):"始领命(ming)到花果山,叫开天(tian)罗地(di)(di)网门,见了父亲,道(dao)(dao)师(shi)父差命(ming)之意。父王(wang)道(dao)(dao):'昨日与那(nei)猴王(wang)战了一(yi)场,止捉(zhuo)得(de)他虎豹狮(shi)象之类,更未捉(zhuo)他一(yi)个猴精。'正(zheng)讲间(jian),他又(you)索战,是弟(di)子使铁棍与他战经五六十合,不能(neng)取(qu)胜,败走回营。父亲因此(ci)差大力鬼王(wang)同(tong)弟(di)子上界求助。"菩(pu)(pu)萨(sa)低头思忖。
却(que)说玉帝拆开(kai)表章,见有(you)求(qiu)助(zhu)之言,笑(xiao)道(dao):"叵耐这个猴精,能有(you)多大手段,就敢敌过十万天兵(bing)!李天王(wang)又(you)来求(qiu)助(zhu),却(que)将那路(lu)神兵(bing)助(zhu)之?"言未毕,观音合(he)掌(zhang)启奏:"陛下(xia)宽心,贫僧举一(yi)神,可擒这猴。"玉帝道(dao):"所举者何神?"菩(pu)萨道(dao):"乃陛下(xia)令(ling)甥(sheng)显(xian)圣(sheng)二(er)郎真(zhen)君,现居灌洲灌江(jiang)口,享受下(xia)方香火。他昔日曾力(li)诛六怪,又(you)有(you)梅山(shan)兄弟(di)与帐前(qian)一(yi)千二(er)百草头神,神通广大。奈他只是听调(diao)不听宣,陛下(xia)可降一(yi)道(dao)调(diao)兵(bing)旨(zhi)意,着(zhe)他助(zhu)力(li),便可擒也。"玉帝闻言,即传(chuan)调(diao)兵(bing)的旨(zhi)意,就差大力(li)鬼王(wang)赍调(diao)。
那(nei)鬼王领了旨(zhi),即驾起云,径至(zhi)灌江口。不消半个时辰,直至(zhi)真君之(zhi)庙。早(zao)有把(ba)门(men)的鬼判,传报至(zhi)里(li)道:"外有天使(shi),捧旨(zhi)而至(zhi)。"二郎(lang)即与(yu)众(zhong)兄弟,出门(men)迎接旨(zhi)意,焚香(xiang)开读旨(zhi)意。上(shang)云:
"花果山妖猴齐天大圣作乱。因在宫偷(tou)桃、偷(tou)酒、偷(tou)丹,搅(jiao)乱蟠(pan)桃大会(hui),现着十(shi)万(wan)天兵(bing),一(yi)十(shi)八(ba)架天罗地网(wang),围山收伏,未(wei)曾(ceng)得(de)胜,今特(te)调贤甥(sheng)同义兄弟即(ji)赴花果山助力剿除(chu)。成功(gong)之后,高升重赏。"
真(zhen)君大(da)喜道:"天使(shi)请回(hui),吾当就去拔刀(dao)相助也。"
鬼王回奏不题。
这真(zhen)君(jun)即唤梅(mei)山(shan)六兄(xiong)弟(di)--乃康、张(zhang)、姚、李四(si)太(tai)尉,郭申、直(zhi)健二将军(jun)(jun),聚(ju)集殿前道:"适才玉帝调(diao)遣我(wo)等往花果(guo)山(shan)收(shou)降妖猴(hou),同去(qu)(qu)(qu)去(qu)(qu)(qu)来(lai)(lai)。"众兄(xiong)弟(di)俱忻然愿往。即点本(ben)部(bu)神(shen)兵(bing),驾(jia)鹰(ying)牵(qian)犬,搭弩张(zhang)弓,纵(zong)狂风(feng),霎时过(guo)了东洋(yang)大海(hai),径至花果(guo)山(shan)。见(jian)(jian)那(nei)天(tian)(tian)(tian)(tian)罗(luo)(luo)地(di)网(wang),密(mi)(mi)密(mi)(mi)层层,不能(neng)前进。因叫道:"把(ba)天(tian)(tian)(tian)(tian)罗(luo)(luo)地(di)网(wang)的神(shen)将听着:吾乃二郎显圣(sheng)真(zhen)君(jun),蒙玉帝调(diao)来(lai)(lai),擒拿妖猴(hou)者,快开营(ying)门放行。"一(yi)时,各神(shen)一(yi)层层传入。四(si)大天(tian)(tian)(tian)(tian)王(wang)与(yu)李天(tian)(tian)(tian)(tian)王(wang)俱出(chu)辕(yuan)门迎接,相见(jian)(jian)毕,问及胜败之事(shi),天(tian)(tian)(tian)(tian)王(wang)将上(shang)项事(shi)备陈(chen)一(yi)遍(bian)。真(zhen)君(jun)笑道:"小圣(sheng)来(lai)(lai)此,必(bi)须与(yu)他斗(dou)个(ge)(ge)变化,列(lie)公(gong)(gong)(gong)将天(tian)(tian)(tian)(tian)罗(luo)(luo)地(di)网(wang),不要(yao)幔了顶上(shang),只(zhi)四(si)围紧密(mi)(mi),让(rang)我(wo)赌斗(dou)。若我(wo)输(shu)与(yu)他,不必(bi)列(lie)公(gong)(gong)(gong)相助,我(wo)自有兄(xiong)弟(di)扶持;若赢了他,也(ye)不必(bi)列(lie)公(gong)(gong)(gong)绑缚,我(wo)自有兄(xiong)弟(di)动手。只(zhi)请托(tuo)塔(ta)天(tian)(tian)(tian)(tian)王(wang)与(yu)我(wo)使个(ge)(ge)照(zhao)妖镜,住(zhu)立(li)(li)空中。恐他一(yi)时败阵(zhen),逃(tao)窜他方,切须与(yu)我(wo)照(zhao)耀明白,勿走了他。"天(tian)(tian)(tian)(tian)王(wang)各居四(si)维(wei),众天(tian)(tian)(tian)(tian)兵(bing)各挨排列(lie)阵(zhen)去(qu)(qu)(qu)讫(qi)。这真(zhen)君(jun)领(ling)着四(si)太(tai)尉、二将军(jun)(jun),连本(ben)身七(qi)兄(xiong)弟(di),出(chu)营(ying)挑战;分付众将,紧守营(ying)盘,收(shou)全了鹰(ying)犬。众草头神(shen)得令(ling),真(zhen)君(jun)只(zhi)到那(nei)水帘洞外,见(jian)(jian)那(nei)一(yi)群猴(hou),齐(qi)齐(qi)整(zheng)整(zheng),排作个(ge)(ge)蟠龙阵(zhen)势(shi);中军(jun)(jun)里,立(li)(li)一(yi)竿旗,上(shang)书"齐(qi)天(tian)(tian)(tian)(tian)大圣(sheng)"四(si)字。真(zhen)君(jun)道:"那(nei)泼猴(hou),怎么称得起(qi)齐(qi)天(tian)(tian)(tian)(tian)之职?"梅(mei)山(shan)六弟(di)道:"且休赞叹,叫战去(qu)(qu)(qu)来(lai)(lai)。"那(nei)营(ying)口(kou)小猴(hou)见(jian)(jian)了真(zhen)君(jun),急(ji)走去(qu)(qu)(qu)报知。那(nei)猴(hou)王(wang)即掣金箍棒,整(zheng)黄金甲,登步云履,按一(yi)按紫金冠,腾出(chu)营(ying)门,急(ji)睁眼观看,那(nei)真(zhen)君(jun)的相貌,果(guo)是清奇,打扮得又秀气。真(zhen)是个(ge)(ge):
仪容清秀貌堂堂,两耳垂肩目有光。
头戴三山飞凤帽,身穿一领淡鹅黄。
缕金靴衬盘龙袜,玉带团花八宝妆。
腰挎弹弓新月样,手执三尖两刃枪。
斧劈桃山曾救母,弹打棕罗双凤凰。
力诛八怪声名远,义结梅山七圣行。
心高不认天家眷,性傲归神住灌江。
赤城昭惠(hui)英(ying)灵(ling)圣,显(xian)化无边(bian)号二郎。
大(da)圣见了,笑嘻嘻的,将(jiang)金箍棒掣起,高叫道:"你(ni)(ni)(ni)是(shi)何方小(xiao)将(jiang),辄(zhe)敢大(da)胆到(dao)此挑战?"真君(jun)喝道:"你(ni)(ni)(ni)这厮有眼无珠,认不(bu)(bu)得我么!吾乃玉帝外甥,敕封昭惠灵王二郎(lang)是(shi)也。今(jin)蒙上(shang)命(ming)(ming),到(dao)此擒你(ni)(ni)(ni)这造反天宫的弼马(ma)温猢狲,你(ni)(ni)(ni)还(hai)不(bu)(bu)知死(si)活!"大(da)圣道:"我记得玉帝妹子思(si)凡下(xia)界,配合杨(yang)君(jun),生一男子,曾使斧(fu)劈桃山的,是(shi)你(ni)(ni)(ni)么?我行要骂你(ni)(ni)(ni)几声,曾奈无甚(shen)冤仇,待要打你(ni)(ni)(ni)一棒,可惜了你(ni)(ni)(ni)的性命(ming)(ming)。你(ni)(ni)(ni)这郎(lang)君(jun)小(xiao)辈,可急(ji)(ji)急(ji)(ji)回去,唤你(ni)(ni)(ni)四大(da)天王出来。"真君(jun)闻(wen)言,心中(zhong)大(da)怒(nu)道:"泼猴!休得无礼!吃吾一刀!"大(da)圣侧(ce)身躲(duo)过,疾举金箍棒,劈手相还(hai)。他两(liang)个这场好(hao)杀:
昭惠二(er)郎神(shen),齐天孙大(da)圣,这个(ge)心(xin)高欺敌美猴王,那(nei)个(ge)面生(sheng)压伏真梁(liang)栋。两个(ge)乍相逢,个(ge)人皆睹兴(xing)。从(cong)来(lai)未(wei)识浅(qian)和深,今日(ri)方之轻与(yu)重(zhong)。铁棒(bang)赛飞龙,神(shen)锋如舞凤,左(zuo)挡右攻,前(qian)迎后映(ying)。这阵(zhen)(zhen)上(shang)梅山六弟助威风,那(nei)阵(zhen)(zhen)上(shang)马流四将传军令(ling)。摇旗(qi)擂(lei)鼓(gu)各齐心(xin),呐喊筛锣(luo)都助兴(xing)。两个(ge)钢刀有(you)见机,一(yi)(yi)来(lai)一(yi)(yi)往无丝缝(feng)。金(jin)箍棒(bang)是海中珍,变化飞腾能取(qu)胜;若还身(shen)慢命(ming)该(gai)休,但要(yao)差汽为蹭蹬。
真(zhen)君(jun)与(yu)大圣斗经三百馀合(he),不知(zhi)胜(sheng)(sheng)负。那(nei)真(zhen)君(jun)抖擞神(shen)(shen)威,摇(yao)身(shen)一(yi)变,变得(de)(de)(de)身(shen)高万(wan)丈,两(liang)只手,举着(zhe)三尖(jian)两(liang)刃神(shen)(shen)锋,好便(bian)似华山顶上(shang)(shang)之(zhi)峰,青脸獠牙,朱(zhu)红头发,恶狠狠,望大圣着(zhe)头就砍(kan)。这(zhei)(zhei)大圣也(ye)使(shi)神(shen)(shen)通,变得(de)(de)(de)与(yu)二(er)郎身(shen)躯一(yi)样(yang),嘴脸一(yi)般,举一(yi)条如意(yi)金(jin)箍棒,却就是昆仑顶上(shang)(shang)擎天(tian)之(zhi)柱,抵住二(er)郎神(shen)(shen),唬(hu)得(de)(de)(de)那(nei)马(ma)、流元帅(shuai),战兢(jing)兢(jing),摇(yao)不得(de)(de)(de)旌旗;崩、巴(ba)二(er)将,虚怯(qie)怯(qie),使(shi)不得(de)(de)(de)刀剑(jian)。这(zhei)(zhei)阵上(shang)(shang),康、张、姚、李、郭(guo)申、直(zhi)健(jian),传号令,撒(sa)放草头神(shen)(shen),向(xiang)他(ta)那(nei)水帘(lian)洞(dong)外,纵(zong)着(zhe)鹰犬(quan),搭弩张弓,一(yi)齐掩(yan)杀。可怜冲散妖(yao)猴四健(jian)将,捉(zhuo)拿灵怪二(er)三千!那(nei)些猴,抛(pao)戈弃甲,撇(pie)剑(jian)抛(pao)枪;跑(pao)的(de)跑(pao),喊的(de)喊;上(shang)(shang)山的(de)上(shang)(shang)山,归(gui)洞(dong)的(de)归(gui)洞(dong);好似夜猫惊宿(su)鸟,飞(fei)洒满天(tian)星。众兄弟得(de)(de)(de)胜(sheng)(sheng)不题。
却说真君与(yu)大(da)(da)圣(sheng)变做(zuo)法天(tian)象(xiang)(xiang)地的规模,正斗(dou)时,大(da)(da)圣(sheng)忽见(jian)(jian)本营中妖(yao)猴(hou)(hou)惊散,自觉(jue)心慌(huang),收了法象(xiang)(xiang),掣棒(bang)抽身就起(qi)。真君见(jian)(jian)他(ta)败走(zou)(zou)(zou),大(da)(da)步赶(gan)上道(dao)(dao):"那(nei)里走(zou)(zou)(zou),趁早(zao)归降,饶你性命!"大(da)(da)圣(sheng)不(bu)恋战,只情跑起(qi),将近(jin)洞口,正撞着康、张(zhang)、姚、李四太尉,郭申、直健二将军,一(yi)齐(qi)帅众挡住道(dao)(dao):"泼猴(hou)(hou)!那(nei)里走(zou)(zou)(zou)!"大(da)(da)圣(sheng)慌(huang)了手(shou)脚,就把(ba)金箍(gu)棒(bang)捏做(zuo)绣花针,藏在耳(er)内,摇身一(yi)变,变作个(ge)麻雀儿,飞(fei)在树稍头钉住。那(nei)六兄弟,慌(huang)慌(huang)张(zhang)张(zhang),前后寻(xun)觅不(bu)见(jian)(jian),一(yi)齐(qi)吆喝道(dao)(dao):"走(zou)(zou)(zou)了这(zhei)猴(hou)(hou)精也(ye)!走(zou)(zou)(zou)了这(zhei)猴(hou)(hou)精也(ye)!"
正嚷间,真君到了,问:"兄(xiong)弟们(men),赶到那厢不(bu)见(jian)(jian)(jian)了?"众神道:"才在(zai)(zai)这(zhei)里围(wei)住(zhu),就不(bu)见(jian)(jian)(jian)了。"二(er)郎(lang)(lang)(lang)(lang)圆睁凤眼观(guan)看,见(jian)(jian)(jian)大(da)(da)(da)圣变(bian)(bian)(bian)(bian)了麻雀(que)儿(er)(er),钉在(zai)(zai)树上(shang)(shang),就收了法象(xiang),撇了神锋(feng),卸下(xia)弹(dan)弓(gong),摇身(shen)(shen)一(yi)(yi)(yi)变(bian)(bian)(bian)(bian),变(bian)(bian)(bian)(bian)作(zuo)个(ge)(ge)雀(que)鹰儿(er)(er),抖开翅,飞将(jiang)(jiang)去(qu)(qu)扑打(da)。大(da)(da)(da)圣见(jian)(jian)(jian)了,搜的一(yi)(yi)(yi)翅飞起,去(qu)(qu)变(bian)(bian)(bian)(bian)作(zuo)一(yi)(yi)(yi)只大(da)(da)(da)鹚老,冲天而去(qu)(qu)。二(er)郎(lang)(lang)(lang)(lang)见(jian)(jian)(jian)了,急(ji)抖翎(ling)毛,摇身(shen)(shen)一(yi)(yi)(yi)变(bian)(bian)(bian)(bian),变(bian)(bian)(bian)(bian)作(zuo)一(yi)(yi)(yi)只大(da)(da)(da)海鹤(he)(he),钻上(shang)(shang)云霄(xiao)来(lai)衔。大(da)(da)(da)圣又将(jiang)(jiang)身(shen)(shen)按下(xia),入涧(jian)中(zhong),变(bian)(bian)(bian)(bian)作(zuo)一(yi)(yi)(yi)个(ge)(ge)鱼儿(er)(er),淬入水(shui)(shui)内。二(er)郎(lang)(lang)(lang)(lang)赶至涧(jian)边,不(bu)见(jian)(jian)(jian)踪迹。心中(zhong)暗想道:"这(zhei)猢狲(sun)必(bi)然(ran)下(xia)水(shui)(shui)去(qu)(qu)也。定变(bian)(bian)(bian)(bian)作(zuo)鱼虾之(zhi)(zhi)类。等(deng)(deng)我再变(bian)(bian)(bian)(bian)变(bian)(bian)(bian)(bian)拿他。"果(guo)一(yi)(yi)(yi)变(bian)(bian)(bian)(bian)变(bian)(bian)(bian)(bian)作(zuo)个(ge)(ge)鱼鹰儿(er)(er),飘(piao)荡在(zai)(zai)下(xia)溜(liu)头波面上(shang)(shang)。等(deng)(deng)待(dai)片(pian)时,那大(da)(da)(da)圣变(bian)(bian)(bian)(bian)鱼儿(er)(er),顺(shun)水(shui)(shui)正游(you),忽见(jian)(jian)(jian)一(yi)(yi)(yi)只飞禽,似(si)(si)青(qing)鹞,毛片(pian)不(bu)青(qing);似(si)(si)鹭鸶,顶上(shang)(shang)无(wu)(wu)缨;似(si)(si)老鹳,腿(tui)又不(bu)红:"想是二(er)郎(lang)(lang)(lang)(lang)变(bian)(bian)(bian)(bian)化(hua)了等(deng)(deng)我哩!……"急(ji)转头,打(da)个(ge)(ge)花(hua)(hua)(hua)就走(zou)。二(er)郎(lang)(lang)(lang)(lang)看见(jian)(jian)(jian)道:"打(da)花(hua)(hua)(hua)的鱼儿(er)(er),似(si)(si)鲤鱼,尾巴不(bu)红;似(si)(si)鳜鱼,花(hua)(hua)(hua)鳞(lin)不(bu)见(jian)(jian)(jian);似(si)(si)黑鱼,头上(shang)(shang)无(wu)(wu)星(xing);似(si)(si)鲂鱼,腮上(shang)(shang)无(wu)(wu)针。他怎么见(jian)(jian)(jian)了我就回去(qu)(qu)了?必(bi)然(ran)是那猴(hou)变(bian)(bian)(bian)(bian)的。"赶上(shang)(shang)来(lai),刷(shua)的啄一(yi)(yi)(yi)嘴。那大(da)(da)(da)圣就撺出水(shui)(shui)中(zhong),一(yi)(yi)(yi)变(bian)(bian)(bian)(bian),变(bian)(bian)(bian)(bian)作(zuo)一(yi)(yi)(yi)条水(shui)(shui)蛇,游(you)近岸(an),钻入草(cao)中(zhong)。二(er)郎(lang)(lang)(lang)(lang)因衔他不(bu)着,他见(jian)(jian)(jian)水(shui)(shui)响中(zhong),见(jian)(jian)(jian)一(yi)(yi)(yi)条蛇撺出去(qu)(qu),认(ren)得是大(da)(da)(da)圣,急(ji)转身(shen)(shen),又变(bian)(bian)(bian)(bian)了一(yi)(yi)(yi)只朱(zhu)绣(xiu)顶的灰鹤(he)(he),伸着一(yi)(yi)(yi)个(ge)(ge)长嘴,与一(yi)(yi)(yi)把(ba)尖头铁钳子相似(si)(si),径来(lai)吃这(zhei)水(shui)(shui)蛇。水(shui)(shui)蛇跳一(yi)(yi)(yi)跳,又变(bian)(bian)(bian)(bian)做一(yi)(yi)(yi)只花(hua)(hua)(hua)鸨,木(mu)木(mu)樗(chu)(chu)樗(chu)(chu)的,立在(zai)(zai)蓼(liao)汀之(zhi)(zhi)上(shang)(shang)。二(er)郎(lang)(lang)(lang)(lang)见(jian)(jian)(jian)他变(bian)(bian)(bian)(bian)得低(di)贱,--花(hua)(hua)(hua)鸨乃鸟(niao)中(zhong)至贱至淫之(zhi)(zhi)物(wu),不(bu)拘(ju)鸾、凤、鹰、鸦都(dou)与交群--故此不(bu)去(qu)(qu)拢傍,即现原身(shen)(shen),走(zou)将(jiang)(jiang)去(qu)(qu),取过(guo)弹(dan)弓(gong)拽满,一(yi)(yi)(yi)弹(dan)子把(ba)他打(da)个(ge)(ge)〔足(zu)龙〕踵(zhong)。
那(nei)大(da)圣(sheng)趁着(zhe)机会,滚下山(shan)崖(ya),伏在(zai)(zai)(zai)那(nei)里又变(bian)(bian),变(bian)(bian)一(yi)(yi)座土(tu)地庙(miao)儿;大(da)张(zhang)着(zhe)口,似(si)个庙(miao)门(men)(men);牙(ya)齿(chi)变(bian)(bian)做(zuo)(zuo)(zuo)门(men)(men)扇,舌头变(bian)(bian)做(zuo)(zuo)(zuo)菩萨,眼(yan)睛变(bian)(bian)做(zuo)(zuo)(zuo)窗棂。只(zhi)有尾(wei)巴不好收拾,竖在(zai)(zai)(zai)后(hou)面,变(bian)(bian)做(zuo)(zuo)(zuo)一(yi)(yi)根旗竿(gan)。真君赶到(dao)崖(ya)下,不见(jian)(jian)打倒的(de)鸨(bao)鸟,只(zhi)有一(yi)(yi)间(jian)小庙(miao),急睁(zheng)凤眼(yan),仔(zi)细看之(zhi),见(jian)(jian)旗竿(gan)立在(zai)(zai)(zai)后(hou)面,笑(xiao)道(dao):"是(shi)这猢狲了!他(ta)(ta)今又在(zai)(zai)(zai)那(nei)里哄(hong)我。我也曾见(jian)(jian)庙(miao)宇,更不曾见(jian)(jian)一(yi)(yi)个旗竿(gan)竖在(zai)(zai)(zai)后(hou)面的(de)。断(duan)是(shi)这畜(chu)生弄谊!他(ta)(ta)若(ruo)哄(hong)我进去,他(ta)(ta)便(bian)一(yi)(yi)口咬住。我怎肯进去?等我掣(che)拳先捣窗棂,后(hou)踢(ti)门(men)(men)扇!"大(da)圣(sheng)听得,心惊道(dao):"好狠!好狠!门(men)(men)扇是(shi)我牙(ya)齿(chi),窗棂是(shi)我眼(yan)睛;若(ruo)打了牙(ya),捣了眼(yan),却怎么是(shi)好?"扑的(de)一(yi)(yi)个虎跳,又冒在(zai)(zai)(zai)空中不见(jian)(jian)。
真(zhen)(zhen)(zhen)君(jun)(jun)(jun)前前后后乱赶(gan),只见四太尉、二将军一齐拥至道(dao):"兄长(zhang),拿(na)住(zhu)大圣了么(me)?"真(zhen)(zhen)(zhen)君(jun)(jun)(jun)笑道(dao):"那(nei)猴(hou)儿才自变座庙宇哄我(wo)。我(wo)正要(yao)捣他窗(chuang)棂,踢他门扇,他就(jiu)纵(zong)一纵(zong),又(you)渺无踪迹。可(ke)怪!可(ke)怪!"众(zhong)皆(jie)愕然,四望更无形影(ying)。真(zhen)(zhen)(zhen)君(jun)(jun)(jun)道(dao):"兄弟(di)们(men)在此看守巡逻,等我(wo)上去寻他。"即纵(zong)身(shen)驾(jia)云,起在半空。见那(nei)李天(tian)王(wang)高擎照(zhao)(zhao)妖(yao)镜,与(yu)哪吒住(zhu)立云端,真(zhen)(zhen)(zhen)君(jun)(jun)(jun)道(dao):"天(tian)王(wang),曾见那(nei)猴(hou)王(wang)么(me)?"天(tian)王(wang)道(dao):"不曾上来(lai)(lai)。我(wo)这里(li)照(zhao)(zhao)着他哩(li)。"真(zhen)(zhen)(zhen)君(jun)(jun)(jun)把(ba)那(nei)睹变化(hua),弄神通,拿(na)群猴(hou)一事说毕,却道(dao):"他变庙宇,正打处(chu),就(jiu)走了。"李天(tian)王(wang)闻言(yan),又(you)把(ba)照(zhao)(zhao)妖(yao)镜四方一照(zhao)(zhao),呵呵的笑道(dao):"真(zhen)(zhen)(zhen)君(jun)(jun)(jun),快(kuai)去!快(kuai)去!那(nei)猴(hou)使了个隐身(shen)法(fa),走出营围,往你(ni)那(nei)灌江口(kou)去也(ye)。"二郎听说,即取神锋,回灌江口(kou)来(lai)(lai)赶(gan)。
却说那(nei)大(da)圣已(yi)至灌江(jiang)口,摇身一变,变作二(er)郎爷爷的(de)模样,按(an)下云头(tou),径入庙(miao)里(li)(li)。鬼判不(bu)(bu)能(neng)相认,一个(ge)个(ge)磕头(tou)迎(ying)接。他坐中间,点(dian)查香火:见(jian)李虎拜(bai)还(hai)的(de)三(san)牲(sheng),张龙许下的(de)保福,赵甲求子的(de)文书,钱丙告(gao)病的(de)良愿。正看处,有(you)人报:"又一个(ge)爷爷来了(le)(le)(le)。"众(zhong)鬼判急(ji)急(ji)观(guan)看,无(wu)不(bu)(bu)惊心。真(zhen)君(jun)(jun)却道:"有(you)个(ge)甚么齐天大(da)圣,才(cai)来这里(li)(li)否?"众(zhong)鬼判道:"不(bu)(bu)曾见(jian)甚么大(da)圣,只有(you)一个(ge)爷爷在里(li)(li)面查点(dian)哩(li)。"真(zhen)君(jun)(jun)撞(zhuang)进门,大(da)圣见(jian)了(le)(le)(le),现出本相道:"郎君(jun)(jun)不(bu)(bu)消嚷,庙(miao)宇已(yi)姓(xing)孙了(le)(le)(le)。"这真(zhen)君(jun)(jun)即举三(san)尖两刃神锋(feng),劈脸就(jiu)砍。那(nei)猴王(wang)使个(ge)身法,让过神锋(feng),掣出那(nei)绣花针儿(er),幌一幌,碗来粗细,赶(gan)到前,对面相还(hai)。两个(ge)嚷嚷闹闹,打出庙(miao)门,半(ban)雾半(ban)云,且(qie)行且(qie)战(zhan),复打到花果山,慌得那(nei)四大(da)天王(wang)等(deng)众(zhong),提防愈紧。这康、张太尉等(deng)迎(ying)着真(zhen)君(jun)(jun),合力努力,把那(nei)美猴王(wang)围绕不(bu)(bu)题。
话表大(da)力(li)(li)鬼王(wang)(wang)既调了真(zhen)君(jun)(jun)与六兄弟提兵(bing)擒魔去(qu)后,却上(shang)界(jie)回奏。玉(yu)帝(di)与观音菩萨、王(wang)(wang)母并众(zhong)仙卿,正在灵霄殿讲话,道(dao)(dao):"既是(shi)二(er)郎已去(qu)赴战(zhan),这一(yi)(yi)(yi)日(ri)还(hai)不(bu)见(jian)回报。"观音合掌(zhang)道(dao)(dao):"贫僧请陛下(xia)(xia)同(tong)道(dao)(dao)祖(zu)出南天(tian)(tian)门外,亲去(qu)看看虚(xu)实如何?"玉(yu)帝(di)道(dao)(dao):"言之有理。"即摆驾,同(tong)道(dao)(dao)祖(zu)、观音、王(wang)(wang)母与众(zhong)仙卿至南天(tian)(tian)门。早有些天(tian)(tian)丁、力(li)(li)士接(jie)着,开(kai)(kai)门遥观,只见(jian)众(zhong)天(tian)(tian)丁布罗(luo)网,围(wei)住(zhu)四面;李(li)天(tian)(tian)王(wang)(wang)与哪吒,擎(qing)照妖镜,立在空(kong)中;真(zhen)君(jun)(jun)把(ba)大(da)圣(sheng)围(wei)绕(rao)中间,纷纷赌(du)斗呢。菩萨开(kai)(kai)口对老(lao)君(jun)(jun)说(shuo):"贫僧所举二(er)郎神如何?--果有神通,已把(ba)那大(da)圣(sheng)围(wei)困,只是(shi)未得擒拿(na)。我(wo)(wo)如今助他(ta)(ta)(ta)(ta)一(yi)(yi)(yi)功,决拿(na)住(zhu)他(ta)(ta)(ta)(ta)也。"老(lao)君(jun)(jun)道(dao)(dao):"菩萨将甚(shen)兵(bing)器(qi)(qi)?怎能(neng)助他(ta)(ta)(ta)(ta)?"菩萨道(dao)(dao):"我(wo)(wo)将那净瓶(ping)杨柳抛下(xia)(xia)去(qu),打那猴头;即不(bu)能(neng)打死(si),也打一(yi)(yi)(yi)跌,教二(er)郎小圣(sheng),好去(qu)拿(na)他(ta)(ta)(ta)(ta)。"老(lao)君(jun)(jun)道(dao)(dao):"你这瓶(ping)是(shi)个磁器(qi)(qi),准打着他(ta)(ta)(ta)(ta)便(bian)好;如打不(bu)着他(ta)(ta)(ta)(ta)的(de)头,或撞着他(ta)(ta)(ta)(ta)的(de)铁棒,却不(bu)打碎了?你且莫动手,等我(wo)(wo)老(lao)君(jun)(jun)助他(ta)(ta)(ta)(ta)一(yi)(yi)(yi)功。"菩萨道(dao)(dao):"你有甚(shen)么兵(bing)器(qi)(qi)?"老(lao)君(jun)(jun)道(dao)(dao):"有,有,有。"捋(lv)起衣袖,左膊上(shang),取(qu)下(xia)(xia)一(yi)(yi)(yi)个圈子,说(shuo)道(dao)(dao):"这件兵(bing)器(qi)(qi),乃锟钢(gang)抟炼的(de),被我(wo)(wo)将还(hai)丹点(dian)成,养(yang)就一(yi)(yi)(yi)身(shen)灵气,善(shan)能(neng)变化(hua),水火不(bu)侵,又(you)能(neng)套诸(zhu)物;一(yi)(yi)(yi)名(ming)(ming)'金钢(gang)琢(zhuo)',又(you)名(ming)(ming)'金钢(gang)套'。当年过函关,化(hua)胡为佛,甚(shen)是(shi)亏(kui)他(ta)(ta)(ta)(ta)。早晚(wan)最可(ke)防身(shen)。等我(wo)(wo)丢下(xia)(xia)去(qu)打他(ta)(ta)(ta)(ta)一(yi)(yi)(yi)下(xia)(xia)。"
话(hua)毕,自天门上往下一(yi)(yi)(yi)掼,滴流(liu)流(liu),径(jing)落(luo)花果山营盘(pan)里,可(ke)可(ke)的(de)着猴王头(tou)上一(yi)(yi)(yi)下。猴王只顾苦(ku)战七圣,却不(bu)知天上坠下这兵器,打(da)中了天灵,立不(bu)稳脚,跌(die)了一(yi)(yi)(yi)跤(jiao),爬将起来(lai)就跑;被(bei)二郎(lang)爷(ye)爷(ye)的(de)细犬(quan)赶上,照腿肚子上一(yi)(yi)(yi)口,又扯了一(yi)(yi)(yi)跌(die)。他睡倒(dao)在地,骂道:"这个亡人!你(ni)不(bu)去妨家长,却来(lai)咬老孙!"急(ji)翻身爬不(bu)起来(lai),被(bei)七圣一(yi)(yi)(yi)拥按住,即(ji)将绳索捆绑,使勾刀穿了琵(pi)琶(pa)骨,再不(bu)能变化(hua)。
那老君收了金钢琢,请玉(yu)帝同(tong)(tong)观(guan)音、王(wang)母(mu)、众仙等,俱(ju)回灵霄殿。这下面四(si)大天(tian)(tian)(tian)(tian)王(wang)与(yu)李(li)天(tian)(tian)(tian)(tian)王(wang)诸神,俱(ju)收兵拔(ba)寨,近前向小(xiao)圣贺喜(xi),道(dao):"此小(xiao)圣之(zhi)功也(ye)!"小(xiao)圣道(dao):"此乃天(tian)(tian)(tian)(tian)尊洪福,众神威权(quan),我(wo)何功之(zhi)有?"康、张、姚、李(li)道(dao):"兄长不必(bi)多叙,且押这厮去上界见(jian)玉(yu)帝,请旨(zhi)发落去也(ye)。"真君道(dao):"贤弟,汝(ru)等未(wei)受天(tian)(tian)(tian)(tian)录,不得(de)面见(jian)玉(yu)帝。教(jiao)天(tian)(tian)(tian)(tian)甲神兵押着,我(wo)同(tong)(tong)天(tian)(tian)(tian)(tian)王(wang)等上届回旨(zhi)。你们帅(shuai)众在此搜山,搜净之(zhi)后,仍(reng)回灌口。待我(wo)请了赏,讨(tao)了功,回来(lai)同(tong)(tong)乐。"四(si)太尉、二将(jiang)军(jun),依言领诺。这真君与(yu)众即(ji)驾云头(tou),唱凯歌(ge),得(de)胜朝天(tian)(tian)(tian)(tian)。不多时,到通明殿外。天(tian)(tian)(tian)(tian)师(shi)启(qi)奏道(dao):"四(si)大天(tian)(tian)(tian)(tian)王(wang)等众已捉了妖猴(hou)齐(qi)天(tian)(tian)(tian)(tian)大圣了。来(lai)此听宣(xuan)。"玉(yu)帝传旨(zhi),即(ji)命(ming)大力(li)鬼王(wang)与(yu)天(tian)(tian)(tian)(tian)丁等众,押至斩妖台,将(jiang)这厮碎剁其尸。咦!正是:
欺诳今遭刑宪苦,英(ying)雄气概(gai)等时(shi)休。
毕竟不知(zhi)那猴王性命如何,且听(ting)下回分解。